Philosophy of Nurse Patti 1

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I am Mistress Nurse Patti and a female goddess !

Pretty petite red-haired nurse. 120 lbs, 5'4

      
 My #1 specialty is nurse roll playing.

My extreme specialties are enemas, anal stimulation and nurse roll playing.
I want you on your knees during your examination. I will wear my nurse's uniform with white thigh highs, high heels, and thong panties.  Powder fingertip sensual body rubs also available.   I am very experienced in the practicing the nurse patient role.  I care about your pain and want to help you with your pain management.  I will give you the tender loving care that you need, along with the treatment you deserve.  I treat the whole person and use humor to brighten the dark side of life.  Come to my medical facility, so that you can experience all that nursing can be.  At the end of this page, I have posted some nursing jokes for your amusement.   

Experienced in forced feminization.  Complete cross dressing wardrobe.  I am very strict, so listen to me. I can dress you up and make you look pretty.

Other Specialties:   

  • Worship and admiration

  • Tease and denial

  • Punishment and rewards

  • Candle wax play

  • Foot and shoe/boot worship

  • Verbal humiliation

  • Infantilism

  • Nipple play

  • Luxurious candlelight medieval surroundings also available


     

It's hard to live with a nurse because...

1) When you forget to flush the toilet, you get a complete analysis with a plan on how to correct any noted problems.

2) Thanksgiving dinner comes in pre-cut small pieces because she doesn't want to have to perform the Heimlich maneuver and be reminded of work on the only holiday she's had off in years.

3) You've been awakened from a dead sleep in the middle of the night to find her shaking you because your breathing patterns were a little too close to a Cheyne-Stokes rhythm.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off 

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Source of Jokes:  http://www.angelfire.com/wa/nursejokes
 

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