I am Mistress Nurse Patti and a female goddess !
Pretty petite red-haired nurse. 120 lbs, 5'4
#1 specialty is nurse roll playing.
My extreme specialties are enemas, anal stimulation and nurse roll playing.
I want you on your knees during your
examination. I will wear my nurse's uniform with white thigh highs, high heels,
and thong panties. Powder fingertip sensual body rubs also available. I am very experienced in the practicing the nurse
patient role. I care about your pain and want to help you with your pain
management. I will give you the tender loving care that you need, along
with the treatment you deserve. I treat the whole person and use humor to
brighten the dark side of life. Come to my medical facility, so that you
can experience all that nursing can be. At the end of this page, I have
posted some nursing jokes for
Experienced in forced feminization.
dressing wardrobe. I am very strict, so listen to me. I can dress you up and make
you look pretty.
It's hard to live with a nurse because...
1) When you forget to flush the toilet, you get a complete analysis with a plan
on how to correct any noted problems.
2) Thanksgiving dinner comes in pre-cut small pieces because she doesn't want to
have to perform the Heimlich maneuver and be reminded of work on the only
holiday she's had off in years.
3) You've been awakened from a dead sleep in the middle of the night to find her
shaking you because your breathing patterns were a little too close to a Cheyne-Stokes
Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain
She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
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